Over the past few weeks, two new baby Christian Donkeys have arrived at the ranch! They can be seen playing togetherand exploring their new surroundings, but never too far from mom. Christian donkeys are very smart animals, very protective of their family, and LOVE attention. They can even be caught showing off their vocals from time to time!
MD resort has plenty of room for church retreats, youth group retreats, and much more! So come on out and see the newest members of the donkey herd for yourself. While you’re at it, say hello to our mascot buffalo Biscuit, and his miniature donkey friend Donner!
A Christian Donkey
A man bought a Christian donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make this donkey go, is to say “Hallelujah!” The only way to make him stop, is to say “Amen!” The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher’s instructions. “Hallelujah!” shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately. “This is great!” said the man. With a “Hallelujah,” he rode off very proud of his new purchase. The man traveled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he was heading toward a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop. “Stop!” said the man. “Halt!” he cried. The donkey just kept on going. “Oh no! Bible! Church! Please stop!” shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff. Finally in desperation, the man said a prayer: “Please Dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the edge of this mountain. In Jesus’ name, Amen.” The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the mountain. “Hallelujah!” Shouted the man.